Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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