I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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