your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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