sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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