At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
