Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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