i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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