I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?