idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party