I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian