I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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