Christians are straight up FREAKS
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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