I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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