when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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