Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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