At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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