I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
this is an emotional support booty call
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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