nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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