fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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