Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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