I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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