Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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