Your face is a jimmy john
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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