I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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