Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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