So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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