I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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