it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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