kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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