Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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