I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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