As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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