Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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