i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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