Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Randomize