okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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