In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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