My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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