i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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