kristin has been a bad kristin
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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