Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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