Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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