The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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