some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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