South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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