Only a mothe r could love this liver
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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