I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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