lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Damn victory sex feels great
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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