It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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