1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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