My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize
