i permit you to call me
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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