How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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