Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
My life is pants optional.
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