Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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