Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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