bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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