Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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