What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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