I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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