If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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