Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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