feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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